Saturday, November 30, 2013

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Monday, November 25, 2013

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Friday, November 22, 2013

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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

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Sunday, November 10, 2013

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iWriter Review: Content Writing Service

iWriter is a content writing service. It’s set up for two markets: those who wish to write content, and those who need content. iWriter works as the middle-man between the two.
I haven’t used a content writing service like this in years. I’d tried them years ago and just wasn’t impressed. The content was clearly 100% copied content which had just been ran through a word spinner 30 or 40 times by a non-English speaker. The result was some of the worst writing I’ve ever read. And this is coming from someone who reads Bleacher Report on a daily basis!
I’ve long since switched to in-house writers. However I had a big job coming up of about 500+ articles in the space of a couple of weeks, and my writers were busy. So I decided what the hell – time to give a content writing service a try again. I spoke to a few people and ended up going withiWriter.
To say this was a pleasant surprise would be an understatement.

How iWriter Works:

From a webmaster point of view, it’s a very easy process. If you want to see for yourself,register an account, log in and click “Get Content”.
Once you get they, you have to fill out a form stating the content you want. Some examples of what you need to fill in:
  • Describe what the project is about.
  • Choose the word length.
  • Choose the language.
  • Choose who to submit to – all writers, 4-5 star writers, or 4.6 to 5 star writers. This will affect the price.
  • Choose the writing style – ie: friendly, professional etc.
  • Write out the purpose of the article – what the aim of it is.
  • Write down any special instructions.
That pretty much covers it. It’s about a 5 minute process, and then you send the job off to writers.
The writers then see the articles, and “claim” them. They then have a set time to write the article and submit it. You don’t have to pay unless you are happy with it. That’s what I like about this service.
You’ll get a notification that an article has been submitted. You can then review the article – which has already been ran through copyscape.
If you like the article? Great. You accept it, and pay the writer. If you think it is good but a bit rough, you can choose to “request a rewrite” and give notes as to how they can sort it out. If it’s utter crap, you simple reject it – and can choose not to allow that writer to see any of your requests again – then it goes back on the marketplace, and another writer will claim it.
It’s a very solid service, and is extremely favourable towards the webmaster. All the power is in your hands.

Who Writes The Content?

As I said to open this article – I was concerned about this being a waste of time. I was worried that all I would get is horrifically spun content and it’d set me back a week. However I was pleasantly surprised by the content I received. Some of it was absolutely fantastic – the point that I felt a bit crappy because I was clearly getting the better end of the deal.
I ended up speaking to a few writers privately and asking them about themselves. 2 of them were grad students who were looking for extra money during the Summer. 1 was a stay at home mom who did it to make some extra money, and would do writing while her newborn was napping. Another was a guy who had a boring office job and so he did it during office time.
That’s not to say they are all winners. I got some absolutely horrendous content too by people who clearly don’t know a lick of English. I’ll get into that a bit more later. But it really opened my eyes to the people who are writing on these sites, and made me a lot more accepting.

My Experiences with iWriter

In the past couple of months, I’ve had about 500+ articles written at iWriter. The majority of it has been non-gambling content. It’s been in a variety of different fields including multimedia, novels, landlording, technology and general blog content.
I’ve learned a few tricks during that time that I’d like to share:
  1. You get what you pay for. Not always the case – but if you aim for cheap articles, you usually WILL get the horrible spun content that is barely readable. Going for $3 500 word articles will result in crap the majority of the time.
  2. You don’t have to overpay. If you are doing a bulk order, test it out. For example – I can request an article to the “Basic” writers – a 1000 word article will cost $7.50. Or I can send it to the “Premium” writers – a 1000 word article will cost $10.50. I can also send it to the “Elite” writers – and it will cost $18.50.
    My partner wanted to go straight to the $10.50 crowd. But as I had a huge bulk order to place I sent 2 requests to Basic, 2 requests to Premium, and 2 requests to Elite. Guess what? They were all of great quality. I sent all 6 to 5 different people and asked them to pick out the 2 basic ones – no-one could.
    So I learned a lesson from that. When it comes to 1000 word articles, it keeps a lot of the crappy writers away. And for that particular topic, I didn’t have to spend more than was necessary. If you have a large amount of content, do some testing first.
  3. Know Your Writers: One great thing about iWriter is that if someone writes an article that you like – you can add them to a “favoured” list. Then when you next submit content, you can request it go to those people first. This is a great method and I recommend it – but take it one step further. Talk to the writer privately. Once you personalize yourself to them, you’ll see them write better and take even more interest in the articles they write.
  4. The “Please Rewrite” Trick: This is something that one of my friends does and it can be quite valuable. For the majority of articles he receives, he’ll request a rewrite. By doing that, it’s suggesting to the writer that he WILL use their content if they just touch it up better. He won’t even READ the original submitted piece. But as the writer knows they are almost guaranteed the money, they will put in that extra effort and turn a good article into a great article.
  5. Think of the Long-Term: Don’t just use iWriter as a content writing service – think of it as an interview process. You can hire these people if they do a good job. And remember these guys are writing articles – 1000 words for $6.45(their share) – if they are consistently producing good content for you, then just bloody hire them! Pay them a bit extra and they’ll be over the moon, and now you’ve got yourself a solid content writer.
What’s good is you don’t even need to hire them full-time; tell them they can still write for iWriteras well as you. But if you are paying them even a couple of bucks more, you’ll get priority, and get quality content for a hell of a price.

iWriter and Gambling Content

Obviously most people reading this are gambling affiliate managers, and will be wondering how it is for gambling content.
So far for me – eh.
I’ve tried a few articles and I haven’t been overly impressed. At least, not compared to the non-gambling content that I’ve had written. This is one where I think if you are going for gambling content – it needs to be more “filler” type content.
For example – I’d NEVER suggest they write a review of an online sportsbook. However asking them to write a preview, from a sports betting perspective, of how the Miami Heat will do in 2014/2015 would work well. I’d never ask them to break down a Roulette game and talk about it’s features; but I would trust them to write an article on Roulette odds or the different types of roulette bets.
Basically – straight-up, generally filler content that enhances your website but falls outside the “money” content category – that’s what I would go for when it comes to gambling.
And of course – keep an eye on the writers. If you get a good one – contact them. You might just find that Texas Holdem fanatic or online slots player who is making a few extra bucks, and can end up delivering you a lot of good content over the long term.

Even When It’s Bad, It’s Good

I’d say my success rate for articles so far on iWriter is about 95%. As in, 95% of the articles I’ve requested have been perfect, and I’ve accepted them with no changes needed.
Then there’s the other 5%. Horribly spun content, the works. Some of the shit you get is seriously amazing. But it’s actually AMUSING. Some of the phrases people use are unreal. If you are writing a professional article on eviction notices for example, you probably shouldn’t compare eviction notices to “a snowball in hell”.
I was worried when signing up I would have to sift through a lot of crap – but it’s actually enjoyable. You can tell within the first paragraph whether or not it’s going to be crap – and then you can sit back and enjoy the horrible writing and get a good laugh out of it.
My personal favourite – oh man, this one was gold.
I was requesting biographies on book characters. My instructions were clear. I wanted a biography of the book character “Dave Robicheaux”.
Robicheaux is the main character in a book series by James Lee Burke.
I asked for a 1000 word biography on him, and I provided clear notes as to how to structure the article.
I instead received a 1000 word biography on Alec Baldwin.
What’s great is it STARTED OFF talking about Robicheaux. Then the writer decided to stop, smoke a few eight balls, and get back to writing. About Alec freaking Baldwin. Here’s a screenshot:

Fantastic. What I like too is the little tricks the writer does to add extra words; instead of 1886 he writes “eighteen eighty six”. I also love the fact that Alec Baldwin apparently debuted OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
I like to think that that writer is just a huge Alec Baldwin fan, and attempts to make any article he can about Baldwin. “Oh you want an article on Roulette Odds? Here they are as defined by Alec Baldwin…”

iWriter Review: Summary

My main inspiration for writing this article is that from speaking to a lot of fellow webmasters, they would not go near a content writing service. They had the same prejudices I did when it came to websites like iWriter and Textbroker.
However after trying iWriter out – I’m kicking myself for not doing it sooner. No offense to my in-house writers – but with a site like iWriter, I’m able to get a ton of basic content written just as good, if not better, for 50-60% less in price.
If you’re looking to get content written, I highly recommend giving iWriter a go.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

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10 Methods I’ve Used To Get Backlinks In The Last Few Years

Affiliate marketing for the most part is easy. Building websites? WordPress makes it an absolute breeze. Content writing? Easy to do yourself, or outsource. Search engine optimization? There’s a zillion basic SEO guides out there, and unless you’re a complete moron you should be able to handle on-page and on-site SEO no problem.
But the one real tricky part about affiliate marketing is building backlinks. And one of the most common questions I get is “Where do I get links to my site?” or “How do I get links to my site?”.
There really are hundreds of different methods you can do to get backlinks. Some are very effective, others not so effective, and others can hurt you. It’s one of those things where you really can’t read what other people tell you in regard to backlinks – you just have to learn for yourself.
Rather than write some “how to get backlinks” article that would probably be redundant in a few years due to the evolution of search engines, I thought I would list 10 random methods I used to get backlinks in the past couple of years, from 2010-2013. I’ll try to stay away from your generic “guest blog” type suggestions and go with some that most people don’t think of.
Like anyone with a brain, I’m generally quite protective of how I gain backlinks beyond giving general advice. However where possible, I’ll give specific examples.

#1: The Konami Code:

You know the Konami code right? Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
A few years ago, one big thing was websites using the Konami Code as an easter egg. You’d type it on ESPN.com and it’d bring up a ton of unicorns all over the website. If you did it on Facebook they’d start adding lens flare all over the site.
This was HUGE for awhile, and every website was linking to websites that did something crazy with the Konami Code. So of course I did the same thing. On CasinoAnswers.com if you typed in the Konami code, it changed it to KonamiAnswers.com with a whole bunch of little in-jokes about Konami.
Unfortunately that was on the old design, isn’t implemented on the new design, and I don’t have the old design stylesheet but you can see the text here.
I got a ton of random solid links to the site based on that. The key to that was not half-assing it; I went out of my way to do something that was WORTH sharing and checking out, and sites responded in kind.

#2: Unique 404 Pages:

Following along from the Konami Code suggestion – it seems at least once per month, I’m reading a website linking to unique and funny 404 pages. For example – DC Comics has a pretty coolJoker 404 page. Or hell go completely nuts with this Lemmings 404 page.
Right there, that’s a great way to get links and awareness for your site. Create a cool 404 page – something different that people will share. Then go that one bit further – think “how can I make it benefit my site” so that when people click through to check it out for themselves(and believe me, they will) you have some sort of hook.
One thing I did with Casino Answers(again, lost it during the design change oops) was I had a 404 page that offered players a no deposit bonus as an apology. The page itself wasn’t worth sharing but hey errors happen and sometimes people would stumble on that page. I ended up picking up quite a few signups due to that.
At the very least, have a 404 page that also encourages users to keep checking out your site. Alexandre at Casino Lemonade has a nice vague button that you can’t help but click. Make it a top secret – like the user has stumbled upon a page they weren’t meant to, and in return you’ll give them a discount off your product, a bonus, a free e-book or something.
In regard to both of the above, start looking for things that other websites are linking or that you can get in front of. Cracked.com is a good example – they recently did an article about 21 easter eggs on the internet. Now while they didn’t hand out backlinks, I’ve seen numerous copycat articles since then which have so that’s something you can easily get in front of.

#3: Helping Make The Internet A Better Place:

I’ll see an article on Wikipedia about a topic that one of my websites revolve around. The wikipedia article is weak in content. I’ll contribute to the article, make it a better resource for the reader, and cite a URL on my website as a source.
Or Yahoo Answers or forum posts. I’ll maybe see someone asking what the Order of an authors books are. I’ll provide the list, while citing my website OrderOfBooks.com. I’m being a nice guy and helping out these people, while also getting the benefit of a link.
And yeah yeah – Wikipedia and Yahoo Answers are no-follow, while forum post links are about as valuable as a Somalian shilling when it comes to ranking. But remember #1 there’s always a ripple effect, and #2 getting links isn’t purely about ranking higher in the search engines.

#4: Provide Tips on Helpful Software:

There’s lots of great software out there which can help out your online website or business. If you use it on a regular basis you’ll most likely pick up some tips or strategy to get more out of the software. So why not share those tips with others while getting a backlink out of it?
Now yeah this falls under the standard “guest posts” – but it seems most guest posts are on random blogs or websites which link out a ton anyway. How about going straight to the source?
I use the software Clicktale a ton. Clicktale have a blog. So I contacted them about writing a post about it, and here it is – a nice backlink on a PR3 page on a PR5 sub-domain.

#5: Asked my Affiliate Manager:

You’d be surprised how many links I’ve managed to get simply by asking my affiliate manager. Sure, you’re most likely not going to get a link from Walmart or Amazon – but if you go down the ladder you’d be surprised how many affiliate managers are willing to give you backlinks.
Often, I’ll work in a backlink during early negotiations with a room. If an affiliate manager wants you to promote them that bad, they’ll make it happen. Or I’ll wait until down the road when I am making a bunch of money with that room, then approach them with the request. Again it breaks down to a negotiation – you like the money I’m bringing you, so hook me up with a link.
If presented well enough, the affiliate program can see that this will be a good deal for them. As long as you continue to promote them in your top spots, they’ll give you the backlink. Most likely on a decent ranked on-topic website with very few other outgoing links. Which is being linked to by a whole bunch of other websites similar to yours. That’s a nice link to have, and if it helps increase your rankings then that can only HELP the affiliate program make more money from you.

#6: Ran A Contest / Gave Away Free Shit:

There’s absolutely tons of freebie websites out there or websites that share sweepstakes or contests. This one is a no-brainer, yet so many people don’t do it. It’s a great method to get links AND e-mail addresses. Get yourself over to Rafflecopter and start giving away free stuff.

#7: Provided Content for Celebrities to Share:

Practically anyone who falls under the category of “celebrity” is on Twitter these days. So do up some content that’ll maybe get them to tweet it or retweet it and share among their followers. Then there can be a nice fallout from that with others tweeting about it, visiting your site, and it even being spread to other websites.
For example – professional poker player Phil Gordon. Here’s his Twitter. He is the CEO of Jawfish games who are behind the iPhone App Jawfish Poker. I did not know ANY of that until 5 seconds ago when I clicked on his Twitter account. However I see him retweeting things about Jawfish Poker to his 13,000 followers who – guess what – are most likely poker fans.
So I’d do something related to Jawfish Poker on my poker site, in the hopes of a retweet. I’d try and think outside the box too. A Jawfish Poker Review? Blah. How about a Top 5 Poker iPhone Apps article which has Jawfish as #1? Or a video blog or live stream of you playing at Jawfish? Something actually WORTH retweeting.
One thing I did under this category was get a humorous comic strip done featuring a minor celebrity who had about 300,000 followers on Twitter. The comic strip itself cost me about $20(thanks Fiverr!). I didn’t just tweet it to him – I embedded it at the very top of my homepage and then tweeted the HOMEPAGE URL to him. He retweeted it, and others were retweeting it and clicking on it. Then I was seeing links from Facebook, from reddit and other sites where it was naturally submitted. All gaining nice links to my homepage.

#8: Asked my Followers:

Whenever someone follows one of my sites via Twitter, Facebook etc I make sure to check them out. If they’re following you because they’re clearly interested, then they’re a great person to ask for a backlink. Get chatting to them, and just casually ask if they have a blog they could throw a link for you on, or mention you in their next article. Or ask them to tweet about you or maybe mention you on Facebook.
It’s a really easy method that most people don’t seem to utilize, yet it gets you an excellent backlink because more often than not, the person following you has friends who will share the same interest as them and it’s opening you up to a bigger audience.

#9: Interviewed “Minor Celebrities”:

I’m not sure if “minor celebrities” is the best definition – but I run book websites likehttp://www.BookSeriesinOrder.com and other similar sites.
These days, there is a LOT of authors who self-publish via their Kindle and do all of their marketing themselves on social marketing sites. These guys are desperate to get their name out there and aggressively market. Due to that, they usually build up quite an audience on Twitter, Facebook and via their mailing list.
So I let them do the marketing for me. I’ll interview them, gain some great unique content for my site, then they’ll market the hell out of it for me and there’ll usually be a ripple effect gaining me quite a few backlinks all around the web.

#10: Donated to Worthy Causes:

This one has been common for years – but it bears mentioning because it’s a way to get backlinks while actually doing something good and supporting a worthy cause.
Every day I start my morning off by reading the UK newspapers like the Daily Record and the Sun. I’ll read some sad story about a child who has to travel to the USA to get some sort of cancer operation or similar. However they can’t travel because the family can’t afford it. 99% of the time, the family has set up a website accepting donations.
So I’ll donate a good amount of money. They’ll usually send a personal thank you and you can respond and ask if it’s possible to get a link on their site, or you can follow-up with them and ask.
If they say yes then great, you’ve just earned yourself a backlink on a site that has links coming to it from authoritative media websites. And if they say no? Who gives a crap – you just sent money that will potentially save someones life!
I always feel weird whenever I mention that method. It always feels sort of wrong. But then I think long term – I’m a sucker for sad stories involving kids, and would donate to them regardless. If I can get backlinks out of it then that can help my sites grow and earn more money – which in turn will allow me to turn around and donate to even more worthy causes!
I’ll let you know how that all works out for me when I’m burning in hell.